"Jesse James Jackson! Where is my slipper!"
"You wouldn't happened to know who took my slipper do you? Jesse?"
Friday, February 20, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
My 73 Pound Alarm Clock
It was Saturday, the one day I assumed I could sleep in, or so I thought. Ha! Suddenly a 73 pound hairy weight crept over my upper body, every so slowly. Inch by inch, making her way over me, squishing me as she moved. Very gently she laid her stretched neck over my neck and waited for one second. First, she snorted air in my face a few times, followed by thump, thump, thump, thump. The bed shook. No bark, no licks, just snort, thump, snort, thump, snort, thump.
I slowly opened one eye to see what was waking me up so early. I was staring directly into two big, and very close, brown eyes. She saw me. Thumpity, thumpity, thumpity, snort, snort, snort. I was awake. How could I not get up and let her out when she was so quiet and sneeky.
I slowly opened one eye to see what was waking me up so early. I was staring directly into two big, and very close, brown eyes. She saw me. Thumpity, thumpity, thumpity, snort, snort, snort. I was awake. How could I not get up and let her out when she was so quiet and sneeky.
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